MISUNDERSTANDINGS,
SATURDAY NIGHT.

Hello gorgeous

Hello

I’ve been watching you

Oh yes?

I just blew a kiss back at you

Is that a fact?

All you did was stare right through me

Do you have a problem?

Only you

Where am I causing you pain?

In my backside

Charming. Do you say that to everybody?

No, just some. Actually, you do have a nice way

of blowing kisses. How about a few more?

Erm, this thing I do with my face muscles....

it's called an automatism

I call it cheeky, do it again

Honestly, I have no control over it

Oh yeah? Do you say that to everybody? 

No, really.  It’s my epilepsy

I’m beginning to get that pain again

Why?

You shouldn’t mock the afflicted

How much do you know about the epilepsies?

Don’t you mean the epileptics?

No. The epilepsies. There’s over forty kinds

of epilepsy, some say many more.

Epileptics thrash around and scare me. Disgusting

Now you’re the one who’s being a pain.

Shut up, and try listening instead of talking

I liked it better when you were being cheeky.

Lighten up. Blow me a kiss and get some drinks

Oh, go away. You stupid....