MISUNDERSTANDINGS,
SATURDAY NIGHT.
Hello gorgeous
Hello
I’ve been watching you
Oh yes?
I just blew a kiss back at you
Is that a fact?
All you did was stare right through me
Do you have a problem?
Only you
Where am I causing you pain?
In my backside
Charming. Do you say that to everybody?
No, just some. Actually, you do have a nice way
of blowing kisses. How about a few more?
Erm, this thing I do with my face muscles....
it's called an automatism
I call it cheeky, do it again
Honestly, I have no control over it
Oh yeah? Do you say that to everybody?
No, really. It’s my epilepsy
I’m beginning to get that pain again
Why?
You shouldn’t mock the afflicted
How much do you know about the epilepsies?
Don’t you mean the epileptics?
No. The epilepsies. There’s over forty kinds
of epilepsy, some say many more.
Epileptics thrash around and scare me. Disgusting
Now you’re the one who’s being a pain.
Shut up, and try listening instead of talking
I liked it better when you were being cheeky.
Lighten up. Blow me a kiss and get some drinks
Oh, go away. You stupid....